While talking "off-blog" with @mrkvm about this album, and I'm not quoting him here (and I'm too lazy to walk across the room for my phone at the moment. Nice.), he mentioned something along the lines of feeling like every LCD record would be a much better EP. I thought a lot about that, and I dig it.
"Get Innocuous!" and "NYILYBYBMD" are great stand-alone songs (in my opinion), but they also are the beginning and end tracks of this record… So they should be. If you can't open and close well, you probably shouldn't be making records… Let alone smash hits. The masses have no attention span or patience for that. Especially what I call the "typical LCD audience". You know who they are and how they roll.
I feel like the brilliance of this record is tracks three, four, five, and six.
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"North American Scum", "Someone Great", "All My Friends", and "Us V Them".
Huh. That's an EP isn't it? "Time To Get Away" (#2), "Watch The Tapes" (#7), and "Sound Of Silver" (#8) could not exist at all on this album, and I don't think I would miss them. I don't hate these songs (although I will admit to often skipping the title track), I just… Don't love them. So I'm realizing when I say "I love this record" (and I do), what I'm really saying is I love the middle of this record.
I would advise listening to those tracks alone without the rest of the record if you are struggling. Or not, your call. It's apparent this is a tough band/guy to love. I'm glad we're all on the same page about it, really. But is it them, or is it their fans? Or who you think are their fans? Their "visible" fans. I can see those red skinny jeans and Sally Jesse Raphael glasses from a mile away. If they were not synonymous with Brooklyn hipster trustafarians, would the aggro be as intense? Hard saying not knowing. I'm not saying LCD doesn't bring it on themselves (himself?). But if their crowd appeal was Dungeons And Dragons players, would I twist my face so much? I do think the Chess Club set has LCD fans among them, they just don't advertise. The majority of the home-towners who are part of the LCD "set" tend to advertise, living their life like an unfilmed reality show and use phrases like "personal brand" and "I only eat sustainable foods".
There are more Brooklyn-based bands than anyone could begin to count. And of course "the best" ones are always the ones you, me, and everyone else hasn't heard of yet, playing to 12 people at Glasslands (yawn). But the "Big Three" I would say, are TV On The Radio, LCD Soundsystem, and The National (this is where I gently remind everyone that the only band I just listed that's from Brooklyn is TVOTR. This is why I say "Brooklyn-based".). And LCD supposedly no longer exists. My personal belief is LCD will make a "majestic come-back" shortly. Too shortly. Not enough time to really be broken-up shortly. But this is me. I could be wrong, they could be done. But the point is, they are, to the world, broken up. And they still sell tons of records, are one of the area's biggest bands, and every day someone signs a lease in Williamsburg, moves in the modular furniture, and has 50 people they met that day dancing in their fishbowl condo to LCD. Kinda hateful, yeah. So I spent the first chunk of time living in Brooklyn absolutely avoiding the entire "LCD situation" other than to make snarky comments about their "break-up shows". (like Radiohead, Portishead, Feist, The Black Keys, Jay-Z, and U2, LCD needed to make everything a shitshow in NYC for about a week. I resent bands I love pulling that crap in the city, let alone ones I don't.) Everyone here knows The National are my favorite band, nothing to do with living in the same borough with them, happy coincidence. But, to counterpoint the "great take-over" these egomaniacs seem to need to do in NYC, The National did it long and small last December at a theater on the upper west side of Manhattan. The trains after the shows weren't even that crowded. It was smart. Harder on the band, but the gridlock was no worse than normal up there. It's a documented fact that people "starved" and had medical issues after U2 and LCD due to overwhelming the transit system. Penn Station was overwhelmed by the outside draw of LCD, and U2 insisted on playing Meadowlands (as opposed to the city's recommendation of Yankees Stadium, which is set up to handle the transit crowds). People were stuck underground for days. Even skirting the edges of these "events" can really be aggravating. I don't care who you are, or how much I love you, you stick me in Jersey transit or Penn Station for three days with nothing (because I wasn't allowed to bring a bag into the show, because of your security worries) I'm not going to speak too highly of you. Diabetics like music too. I know some!
I digress. But the point of that tirade is, when does it stop being about the music and start being about the accompanying "scene"? LCD (while they were together) never pleased me in that way. It took me a long time to see past the fashion shows, throngs of fans clogging everything up every time they did anything or what have you. It took me this may years, and the privacy of my home to realize when you strip all of that away, James Murphy (and "band") have made some wonderful songs. Four of them are wedged in the middle of this record… Regardless of all the aggro (and there will be more this week! Believe it!), I simply love these songs. My relationship with LCD, as you can see if you've made it this far into this post, is complicated. More than I thought when I picked this record last week.
Ironic close. I am on my way to get tattooed. I have to take a pair of PJ pants with me, as the jeans I brought with me are too tight in the ankle to lift to get the work done. Oh, hypocrisy… You are a cruel mistress.
xoxo
@leerader